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A new vacuum

A new vacuum salesman knocked at the door. A lady opened it. Before she could speak, the salesman rushed into the living room and emptied a bag of cow shit on the carpet. Salesman: Madam, if I could't clean this up in next 15 mins with my new powerful vaccum cleaner, I'll eat all this Shit!
Lady: do you need chilli sauce with that? Salesman: why Madam?
Lady: because there's no electricity in the house.
Moral = Over smartness is dangerous in Pakistan.... !!!!!